by dinizouttheoven Thu Dec 10, 2020 5:09 pm
Ha! Nice cop-out at the top there. Anyway, I heard reports that anyone who caught the Wu-flu in Bahrain (or "tested positive", i.e. "might have caught something else that flagged the invasive nose test") won't be allowed to travel to the UAE, and if that's true, Saint Lewis of Stevenage is ruled out. So I'll go all in...
1. Russell
2. Verstappen
3. Bottas
4. Pérez
5. Ricciardo
6. Stroll
7. Sainz
8. Norris
9. Gasly
10. Albon
Pole: Russell (go on, my son)
Fastest lap: Russell (keep going, my son)
First retirement: Kvyat (that's a bad way to exit)
ROTR: the track, and some bloke from Finland
IIDOTR: a certain Mr G. Russell from King's Lynn
Safety cars: 2
DNQ: Grand Prix Rejects
Infinite Improbability etc of the Year nominations:
(1) Checo, not just in Bahrain, but generally - being where he is despite missing two races
(2) Pierre Gasly in Monza
(3) The odd new track and the odd bizarre occurrence
Honourable mention: whoever had the foresight to set up this forum in the first place, when F1 Rejects first had trouble...
Honourable mention: George Russell's parents, George Russell's school, and George Russell's pet tortoise
Reject of the Year nominations:
(1) The admins of Grand Prix Rejects
(2) Corona-chan
(3) The fact that despite the shake-ups, the different tracks and the surprise result, it was even more of a Lewis Hamilton benefit year than ever before.
Dishonourable mention #1: [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
Dishonourable mention #2: [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
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